awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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