I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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