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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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