trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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