My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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