Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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