She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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