i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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