So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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