i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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