i used baking grease as lip gloss
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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