best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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