I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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