you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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