I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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