The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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