Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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