we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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