You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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