I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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