Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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