whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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