This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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