he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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