You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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