can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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