ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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