i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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