belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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