You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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