Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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