i just wanna soil my oats bro
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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