the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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