Your dad touched me again.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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