How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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