WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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