Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Houston, we have a blender
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
sex in a hospital.. check
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize