Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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