you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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