don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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