how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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