Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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