Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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