and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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