The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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