I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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