Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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