they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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