My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You're like the curious george of whores
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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