I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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